8th March 2007

Pet Peeves on Porters

posted in Beer, Styles | written by Ron |

If you haven’t read my article on Brown’s Brewing, do so first for some background. After you have done that, you can listen to my little rant…

Why do all porters have to be so smoky? I’m ok with some roasted flavors, smoky notes, stoneporter.jpgand even wood characteristics… but WHY WHY WHY do all porters seem to want to taste like an ash tray???

Come on people, the porter style should be a hoppy beer. The definition for an English robust porter specifically states “These porters have a sharp bitterness of black malt without a highly burnt/charcoal flavor”, and “hop bitterness should be medium to high.” At least Stone tells you that they intend to make it smokey.

My all time favorite porter is made locally at the Brown’s Brewery, though they only brew it on occasion these days. The only bottled porter I have ever had the pleasure of is the Big Indian Porter by Woodstock Brewery in Woodstock, New York. Outside of those porters, there has never been a porter I have loved. I have tried Sierra Nevada’s, Stovepipe, Sam Adams, Saranac, Fuller’s… the list goes on and on and I don’t like any of them (much). They all have something I find that takes away from the beer just being beer.

I’ve recently had a Planet Porter from Boulder Brewing and it was chalky and sooty like the majority out there. The sad part is that I could taste a decent beer underneath all that, but it was destroyed by the roast/burnt/smoke.

Can anyone, PLEASE, recommend me a porter that tastes like beer??? I’m looking for malt, hops and yeast; nothing else. And I want it strong, not in alcohol, but in flavor, like porter should be. Malt, hops and yeast.

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  1. 1 On March 8th, 2007, Eli said:

    I really like Bell’s Porter.

    Nice new look, by the way!

  2. 2 On March 8th, 2007, Med said:

    Southern Tier Porter

    http://www.southerntierbrewing.com/

  3. 3 On March 8th, 2007, Ron said:

    I think I can get the Southern Tier… I’ll try it.

    …And, thanks Eli.

  4. 4 On March 8th, 2007, KevBrews said:

    Dammit, Eli beat me to it. Bell’s porter is my all-time favorite porter. Lots of rich chocolate and coffee flavors. I did a review of it a while back, which you can find here:
    http://kevbrews.blogspot.com/2006/10/review-bells-porter.html

    Funny, a friend of mine and I were just talking about this today and the two we mentioned were Bell’s and Southern Tier.

  5. 5 On March 9th, 2007, Ron said:

    I couldn’t find the Bell, but I did pick up the Southern Tier Porter - I’ll be having one as soon as I get home from work tonight!

  6. 6 On March 9th, 2007, Jason said:

    I agree that it’s very hard to find a good commercial porter. However, you say you want malt, hops, yeast, and nothing else. The bad porters you mentioned DO have malt, hops, yeast, and nothing else. They’re just not the malts that you’d like them to use :)

  7. 7 On March 9th, 2007, Ron said:

    Jason - Fair comment… I’m looking for porters where, as you say, use the malts I want them to use; roasted malts in amounts that don’t control the beer and cover up the hop bitterness.

    I also just want to clarify that the porters I did mention I don’t consider bad beer… just not what I want. (Stone makes excellent stuff)

  8. 8 On April 17th, 2007, BurlingtonTom said:

    Two porters I thought had some balance between smoke and malt were Anchor Porter and Smuttynose Robust Porter. Give them a try. Most others are dominated by smoke.

  9. 9 On May 3rd, 2007, Dom said:

    Try the Samuel Smith Taddy Porter! IMHO the best porter.

    Regards from Switzerland.
    Dom

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