Judge not, lest beer be judged

The call went out to F.O.A.M. members to help with judging The Great Frederick Fair homebrew competition, even if not a certified beer judge. (There are rules about how many beers a judge can sample in each “sitting”—which is not a bad idea—and they wanted to avoid having multiple sittings.)

Well, heck. I like beer. I have opinions. Granted, except for my opinions expressed here and my annual get-together with Ron, Max, and Don, I’ve never done anything like this. Sign me up!

I was assigned to the Strong Ale “class” and paired with Les W., a fellow F.O.A.M. member and a certified beer judge. Beers were divided into classes rather than individual styles, and we weren’t told what each was. For this competition, the Strong Ale class could contain styles such as English Barleywine, Strong Scotch Ale, American Barleywine, Russian Imperial Stout, Imperial IPA. Les was amazing at being able to identify each style, though.

After having a sandwich (don’t want to judge beer on an empty stomach) we got to it. To help cleanse our palates, water and unsalted crackers were provided.

Boy, was it hard! I think I was a little handicapped by the fact that strong ales are not generally my favorite styles. They’re certainly not something I would choose on a 95°F September day. But, even so, it was difficult to compare each beer to what the style is supposed to be like, rather than purely whether I like it or not. Not only that, but I’m just a big softy. I don’t like to say anything bad about anybody. Judge scores are supposed to be within six or seven points of each other, so I adjusted a couple down after looking at Les’s scores.

The atmosphere was pretty low-key, and while everybody took their role seriously, no one forgot what it was that we were judging and had a good time. Les was very patient with my newbie questions and I only caught him rolling his eyes a couple of times. (Just kidding, Les!)

It was fun. I don’t know if I want to go for full-blown certification, but I’d be more than happy to do it again. Not to mention we were given vouchers for a free pint at Brewer’s Alley for a free pint in appreciation. (I also heard that Brewer’s Alley will also be brewing up the winning recipe to serve in the brewpub.)

Straight-up home brewing the way I see it

While Ron and Al take a little break, please enjoy this guest post from Adam at Beer Bits 2. Today is also Bryan’s Adam’s birthday.

If you are reading this website you should try brewing you own beer. Why? What better way to understand beer? Be a witness to water, malt, hops and yeast being transformed into one of the oldest life sustaining foods in the world.

Are you ready to brew your own beer? Are you scared? Are you intimidated? What’s that you say? You don’t know what a wort chiller is? You’re afraid to make something that sucks? Me too. Everybody has to start somewhere. It is time to start here and now. Brew your own beer. Make mistakes. Make your own mistakes and do it right now.

You might not know what at hydrometer is. You might might not know the difference between extract and all-grain brewing. You might think that there are hordes of home brewers that know more than you. Well I’ve got news for you. It ain’t rocket science. People have been making this stuff for thousands of years. Sometimes we make things more complicated than they need to be. I mean really. Do you really need a refractometer? Do you really need a wort chiller? No. Hell, there are guys out there brewing beer in wooden troughs in the ground. Doesn’t sound all too complicated to me :-)

All you need is patience. No, really. Anybody can go out there and buy a basic brewing kit, but, the most important skill a home brewer can possess is patience. Do you have the patience to…

  • wait for a couple gallons of water to boil
  • wait for the right time to put your hops in
  • wait for the boil to be done
  • wait for the wort to cool down
  • wait for the yeast to start fermenting
  • wait for the primary fermentation to finish
  • wait for the secondary fermentation (optional)
  • wait for the bottle conditioning
  • wait for your beer to chill in the fridge before you drink it

Most of what you do is wait. What is my point? Brewing beer is easy. The yeast does most of the work :-) Why not give it try? I’ll even help you do it. Send me an email and I’ll help you get started. beerbits2@gmail.com.

Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with any home brew supply shop that will make money off of you buying ingredients/equipment. I am just some guy who thinks that 9 out of 10 households should brew their own beer ;-)