Wil Wheaton, author, screen star, and geek icon, will be reading some of his work on the evening of July 23, 2009 at the Stone Brewing World Bistro and Gardens.

in which we combine wil wheaton, books, and beer. (mmmm … beer.)

Wait. That’s not what I was going to say. I mean, yes, it’s personal, but that’s not what’s awesome about this time. What’s awesome about this time is that I’m just the opening act for Rifftrax! They’re doing The Matrix: The One That Really Sucks Out Loud And Makes You Want To Punch Babies. (No, not that one, the other one.) For the six of you who don’t know: Rifftrax is a few of the guys from MST3K doing that thing they do so well, only this time they’re doing it LIVE. I think it’s safe to say that it’ll be awesome.

I start at 6pm. I plan to read for either 20 or 40 minutes, depending on how many people show up, and what they’re in the mood to hear me read. I’ll be prepared with stuff from Happiest Days of Our Lives, and stuff from Memories of the Future. I’ll also be prepared to stare into an empty space, wipe a single tear from my eye, and go drown my sorrows in beer. (That, by the way, is one of my default settings and is not specific to this event. It is a class feature, if you will.)

I wish I could go but, alas, it’s on the wrong coast. Details here. More here.