Drinking Beer & Running in Washington, D.C.

While Ron and Al take a little break, please enjoy this guest post from Bryan at The Brew Lounge.

Marine Corps MarathonOn Sunday October 28, I’ll be running in the Marine Corps Marathon (MCM) in Washington, D.C. When approached by Al to write a guest column for Hop-Talk, I thought that this topic would be appropriate given Al’s close proximity to the nation’s capital. Though, in Web reality, we’re all in close proximity to everything; but today we’ll stick with the physical and tangible!

There has always been a close relationship between runners and their love for beer. Cyclists too. In fact, it is not unusual for a certain amount of beer to be part of an athlete’s diet. Often you will hear of cyclists enjoying a beer or three after a stage of the Tour de France. Many cyclists also are sporting the team colors of breweries like Sierra Nevada, New Belgium, and Victory. I (though, I’m certainly not attempting to lump my lumpy self in with these world-class athletes) will occasionally have a beer with a large pasta meal the night before a big run. The other night, it was a German Pilsner from Iron Hill in West Chester, PA with about a 3/4 pound serving of pasta to fuel up for my 18-mile run the following day.

I digress. Let’s get this back on track. This article is about the MCM which starts and ends in Arlington, VA. Almost 11 miles of the course takes place in Northern Virginia, while the remainder of the 26.2 mile course meanders through the power streets of downtown Washington, D.C. Dotting the course along the way are statues, historic sites, and halls of political power that define “inside the beltway” and provide a scenic backdrop for the runners and spectators alike. The METRO train system helps the spectators move around (but, not the runners!) to keep up with the runners.

But, to the savvy beer traveller, the MCM course provides easy access to at least a handful of the D.C metro area’s better beer scene. Let’s take a tour of the MCM course and see where spectators are able to stop off along the way as they wait for their runner to come by.

Miles 0.0-4.5 Arlington
Dr. Dremo’s Taphouse – 2.25 miles; 1/2 mile south of course
>>This used to be Bardo’s in the 90s, right? According to their website, they’re closing down in a few months, so I may want to stop in there one more time.

Whole Foods Market – 2.75 miles; 1/3 mile south of course
>>In states where they can carry beer, Whole Foods typically does an above average job of getting at least a few quality brews to make it more than respectable for a grocery store chain.

Rock Bottom – 3.00 miles; 1 mile south of course
>>Some Rock Bottom’s are better than others. I’ve never been to this particular location.

Miles 4.5-9.5 Georgetown
Birreria Paradiso – 9.00 miles; 1/8 mile north of course
>>Number one on my hit list of places that I haven’t been to in the D.C. metro area. Check out their site to see why. Very good chance you can find me here at some point during marathon weekend in D.C.

Whole Foods Market – 9.00 miles; 1 1/3 miles north of course
>>More from the grocery chain. (If you need more, there’s yet another location at 14th/P streets.)

Garrett’s – 9.25 miles; 1/5 mile north of course
>>I believe that their beer selection has gone downhill over the years, but it’s been around for what seems like forever and it was where I had my first Foggy Bottom (RIP).

The Brickskeller – 9.50 miles; 7/8 miles northeast of course
>>A D.C. classic and must-stop on any beer-lover itinerary. Michael Jackson’s (also, RIP) been here, you should be too.

Miles 9.5-14.0 Downtown, statues, White House, Mall, Capitol
Capitol City Brewing – 12.00 miles; 3/8 mile north of course
>>Not a must-stop, but yet a decent place to grab a stylish dinner and some decent beer…at least when I was last there 5 or 6 years ago.

Gordon Biersch – 12.25 miles; 1/2 mile north of course
>>I haven’t been to the D.C. location of this heavyweight (primarily) lager chain. But, the west coast spots turn out some solid pilsners, bocks, marzens, and the like.

District ChopHouse & Brewery – 12.50 miles; 3/8 miles north of course
>>Part of the Rock Bottom family. Haven’t been to it, but central in D.C. to many tourist locations.

Dave’s RFD – 12.50 miles; 2/3 mile north of course
>>Sister establishment to The Brickskeller and, likewise, a must-stop. In this outsider’s opinion, I like this Chinatown venue better than its crosstown affiliate.

Capitol City Brewing – 12.75 miles; 2/3 mile northeast of course
>>Yet another clone of the D.C./Virginia mini-brewpub chain.

Miles 14-20 Tidal Basin; East Potomac Golf Course; 395 bridge to the Pentagon/Crystal City
>>Swinging out through the southside of D.C., there’s nothing much beer-y to report.

Miles 20-26 Crystal City; Pentagon; Arlington Cemetery; Iwo Jima Memorial
>>Wrapping back to the cemetery from Crystal City, there’s not much to report here, either.

Out of range, but would like to check out one night for jazz and beer is Bohemian Caverns (up at U street/Vermont)

I’m not often in the practice of recommending what to avoid, since taste and service (well, definitely taste) can be a matter of highly subjective opinion. But, in this case, I’ve had enough bad experiences with service, selection, and atmosphere at more than one Elephant & Castle location, that I must advise to avoid the one in downtown D.C….or anywhere for that matter.

The opinions expressed here are solely that of The Brew Lounge and Hop-Talk bears no responsibility for the words or drinking actions of any entity affiliated with The Brew Lounge. Thought Al would appreciate this :)

Straight-up home brewing the way I see it

While Ron and Al take a little break, please enjoy this guest post from Adam at Beer Bits 2. Today is also Bryan’s Adam’s birthday.

If you are reading this website you should try brewing you own beer. Why? What better way to understand beer? Be a witness to water, malt, hops and yeast being transformed into one of the oldest life sustaining foods in the world.

Are you ready to brew your own beer? Are you scared? Are you intimidated? What’s that you say? You don’t know what a wort chiller is? You’re afraid to make something that sucks? Me too. Everybody has to start somewhere. It is time to start here and now. Brew your own beer. Make mistakes. Make your own mistakes and do it right now.

You might not know what at hydrometer is. You might might not know the difference between extract and all-grain brewing. You might think that there are hordes of home brewers that know more than you. Well I’ve got news for you. It ain’t rocket science. People have been making this stuff for thousands of years. Sometimes we make things more complicated than they need to be. I mean really. Do you really need a refractometer? Do you really need a wort chiller? No. Hell, there are guys out there brewing beer in wooden troughs in the ground. Doesn’t sound all too complicated to me :-)

All you need is patience. No, really. Anybody can go out there and buy a basic brewing kit, but, the most important skill a home brewer can possess is patience. Do you have the patience to…

  • wait for a couple gallons of water to boil
  • wait for the right time to put your hops in
  • wait for the boil to be done
  • wait for the wort to cool down
  • wait for the yeast to start fermenting
  • wait for the primary fermentation to finish
  • wait for the secondary fermentation (optional)
  • wait for the bottle conditioning
  • wait for your beer to chill in the fridge before you drink it

Most of what you do is wait. What is my point? Brewing beer is easy. The yeast does most of the work :-) Why not give it try? I’ll even help you do it. Send me an email and I’ll help you get started. beerbits2@gmail.com.

Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with any home brew supply shop that will make money off of you buying ingredients/equipment. I am just some guy who thinks that 9 out of 10 households should brew their own beer ;-)

San Diego beer scene

While Ron and Al take a little break, please enjoy this guest post from Sage at My Beer Pix.

My Beer PixEven though Molly and I have lived in the San Diego area for more than 15 years and gone downtown numerous times to eat, shop and entertain ourselves, we’ve never actually explored the beer scene there. So a couple of weeks ago we decided to go downtown to San Diego’s Gaslamp District – a restaurant-laden portion of downtown adjacent to the Padres’ Petco Park, the convention center and the bay – and see what we could find.

Dublin Square

When it comes to beer bars (or just bars in general), there isn’t much open before 11 am, so Molly and I wandered several blocks until we wound up in the heart of the Gaslamp on 4th Street just south of Market. There we found an Irish pub called Dublin Square with the front doors flung wide and a small crowd milling about.

As Irish pubs go, Dublin Square was pretty typical — lots of dark wood Irish beer memorabilia (read: vintage Guinness advertising) and several wall-mounted TVs broadcasting soccer games. The beer selection is the usual Guinness, Smithwick’s, Harp trio you find in all Irish establishments, along with a tap each for the Buds and Millers, both regular and light variants. Nothing exceptional.

The food followed suit. Most of the Irish specialties listed on the menu weren’t available, so I settled on a California omelet and a Smithwick’s to wash it down, while Molly had bangers, mash and a Bloody Mary. (Molly’s not much of a fan of Guinness unless it’s in an Irish Car Bomb.)

What was exceptional, however, was the staff. Turns out that every member of the Dublin Square staff is the sort of slim, coltish lass normally reserved for a Victoria’s Secret catalog. (I learned later that the owner has a specific preference in his wait staff.) Friendly, cheerful and wearing quasi-Irish outfits that included knee-socks and short shorts, the ladies of the Dublin more than made up for the unexceptionable beer and food selection.

As we prepared to leave we asked our bartender about good beer places downtown, and she admitted that she wasn’t much of a beer person. She had, however, once had a blended beer drink that she said “tasted like raspberry chocolate cheesecake” just down the street at a place called the Yard House. Molly, loving cheesecake more than most, immediately decided that the Yard House was our next stop.

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The Yard House

At 4th and Broadway, just a couple of blocks from Dublin Square, sits the Yard House. It’s a chain of restaurants most here in Southern California whose central attractions are an urban hipster ambiance and humongous tap list (largest in the world they say). This particular one is also know as the “Ubar” because of the enormous u-shaped stainless bar that surrounds the enormous u-shaped island of taps.

It was a little after 11 am when we walked in. (Molly had to make an important detour into Horton Plaza to do a little clothing shopping), so the place was still fairly empty. We seated ourselves somewhere along the middle of one arm of the “U” and surveyed the forest of taps looking for something of interest. Most of the taps were representatives of all the brew giants of the world – Anheuser-Busch, InBev, SABMiller, and so on. Craft brews were also well represented. From my vantage point I could see Stone, Pyramid, Lost Coast, Lagunitas, and Green Flash. On the other side of the “U” I found Bayhawk, Rogue, and Firestone as well as a number of others. (I was a little disappointed that Stone and Green Flash were the only locals represented.)

A trio of very attentive bartenders manned the taps and one quickly came over to us with a beer list and menu. Molly made mention of her love for porters and stouts and asked about one tap directly in front of us with a boxer on it.

“The bareknuckle?” our bartender asked. “Just so you know, it’s an Anheuser Busch product, so if you really like stouts, you might want to try something else.”

Chock up one point for a bar staff that know beer lovers.

Molly heeded the warning and thought for a moment. “The bartender at Dublin Square said you have a mixed beer that tastes like raspberry cheesecake.”

“Raspberry cheesecake?” the bartender answered. “You must mean the Youngberry Chocolate.” And then she flipped open the tap list and pointed to the section labeled “blended beer drinks”. Lindeman’s Framboise & Young’s Chocolate Stout. It probably did taste like raspberry-chocolate cheesecake.

Molly ordered the Youngberry Chocolate, I requested a Green Flash West Coast IPA, and the bartender dashed off to tap our order.

Our beers arrived and we sipped them, made small talk with a couple of guys at the bar and watched patrons, who at this time of day were mostly tourists with kids in tow, slip in and out. A great selection of beers, but the family atmosphere kind of took away from it. Probably a better place to visit in the evening.

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Downtown Johnny Brown’s

We left The Yard House and took off in search of a place called Downtown Johnny Brown’s, which had come highly recommended from a friend of ours.

Johnny’s is a couple of blocks north of the Gaslamp in the middle of the Civic Center Plaza – a giant complex of mid-60′s-era high rises that house City Hall, the courts, and city administration. In the center of this concrete forest sits a small, squat building done in the same textured concrete style. It looks like it was a storage building or a bus station at some point. (We learned later that it had originally been built as a lunch counter, and operated as a Chinese restaurant prior to becoming Johnny’s in 1987.)

As you might guess, the Civic Center is deserted on weekends. Johnny Brown’s was equally empty. A bartender – actually the owner, Todd, and one staffer stood about an otherwise empty establishment. The place is obviously a sports bar during the week. Padres and Chargers pennants and memorabilia items were hung all over the large patio and indoor bar areas, and given its proximity to Petco Park (perhaps a 10 minute walk) and Qualcomm (Chargers) stadium, we could see how this place would be packed on game days.

But what impressed Molly and me the most was the tap selection. Not that it was unusually large (perhaps a dozen taps), but that it consisted entirely of local micro-brews. Alesmith, Alpine, Ballast Point, Port Brewing and Stone. Many other great craft brews were available in bottles. But the best part was if you wanted a macro-brew like Bud or Coors, it was only available in bottle and at premium pricing. (Read: you can drink that here, but it’ll cost you.)

We sat briefly on the patio – me with a Ballast Point Big Eye IPA and Molly with an Alesmith Speedway Stout — but decided to move inside to get out of the midday heat and chat with Todd.

We moved to the bar and chatted with Todd, learned that he’d just taken over the place a year-and-a-half ago, and was educating the locals (which consisted primarily of City Hall and Court people) in the magic that is San Diego’s local brewery scene. He had just held an all Ballast Point evening and was hoping to do one with Alpine Brewing shortly.

We sat for a while and ran through the taps while we talked to Todd and developed a deep appreciation for what he was doing. He was building a neighborhood bar steeped in local sports and local brews. I hate to say it, but it was like “Cheers”, where if you showed up more than once or twice, I bet everyone would know your name. A very refreshing alternative to the chain bars and pubs that attempted to replicate the same thing the same way everywhere they went.

After a few hours and three or so pints (we weren’t driving), we congratulated Todd on his outstanding establishment, and decided to move on. Like the Terminator however, we’d be back.

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The Local

Our car was parked out at 6th and C street, which took us right past another bar we’d heard quite a bit, The Local.

It was late afternoon by now and crowds were starting to build. A line was forming outside The Local that drifted down towards Broadway. We came from the opposite direction and approached the doorman/bouncer to ask what the line was for. He looked at Molly and then me and for whatever reason waved us in ahead of all the other people in line. (I’ve been told I look like Basil Rathbone, so that might have something to do with it.)

The Local is in an old building in the Gaslamp – narrow, but deep like lots of old buildings. A bar runs 100 feet or so — length of the western side of the place. Tables and a small dance floor occupy the rest. The bar gets its name from the fact that they only serve local brews. (Their slogan is “drink local”). The tap list is more than 20 deep and all of the bartenders (there were quite a few to manage a bar of that length) were quite knowledgeable. After a couple moments of questioning I felt that they were avid beer drinkers as well.

Molly had a Stone Smoked Porter while I enjoyed a pint of Alesmith IPA. The Local is quite fashionable and the music was rather loud so it was difficult to strike up a conversation with anyone. But we did enjoy our beers and admired the extensive tap list. Next time we’ll be back earlier in the day when the bar is more about drinking good beer and not loud music.

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It was late afternoon by the time we left The Local and wandered the several blocks back to our car. Both Molly and I had discovered that there are a number of good beer bars in downtown San Diego (all in walking distance from one another) where one could spend an afternoon or an evening enjoying great brews. (Plus Molly found that Victoria’s Secret and the Gap have some really good clothing deals.)

Next time you’re in San Diego, make sure to check them out.

American Beer In The UK

While Ron and Al take a little break, please enjoy this guest post from Mark at maeib’s Beerblog.

I recall a joke from my childhood where an American tourist is in London on a guided bus tour. She is shown Buckingham Palace and says “that’s tiny; my outhouse is bigger than that”, then she is shown St. Paul’s Cathedral to which she states “my village church is bigger than that”, and on it goes. Everything is so much bigger and better across the pond.

That’s pretty much how I view American beer; bigger and bolder than British beer. There’s no scrimping where ingredients are concerned. Brewers enjoy making big beers.

However, ask most Brits about American beer, and they’ll say it’s just Bud and other crap lagers. And that’s the problem, we don’t see enough of it. We need an importer to take the bull by the horns and get us these big, bold beers and show those who think it’s just Bud how wrong they are.

Dogfish Head Raison D’EtreI’ve written previously about some American beers being newly imported into the UK, and that’s good, but those beers have only been seen at a handful of off-licences up and down the country. We need them in the supermarkets where they will gain a wider audience. In 2003 one of our supermarkets, Safeway, which has sadly been taken over since then, sold the 23% version of Dogfish Head World Wide Stout and Raison D’Etre. But it wasn’t enough. We have also seen Dead Guy Ale, Imperial Stout, Mocha Porter, Smoke Ale and Youngers Special Bitter from Rogue. Other than those though the only micros we’ve seen are the biggies of Anchor, Brooklyn and Sierra Nevada. We don’t even see American beers at festivals except for The Great British Beer Festival.

So, why do we not have a huge amount of imports? There are three reasons, each of which may have some truth but can easily be overcome. The first is price. It’s true to say that importing beer brings with it a fair amount of cost, but the American beers we have seen haven’t been sold at exorbitant prices, and in addition we export tons of beers over the water, so a reciprocal agreement could easily be arranged.

The second reason is that there isn’t a market for US craft beers as English beer aren’t willing to accept they will be any good. I agree that there are thousands of heathens who wouldn’t give them a try, but they are the same heathens who won’t buy imports from other great brewing nations such as Belgium which are readily available. The amount of Chimay, Duvel, Orval and others that are sold are testament to the customer base good beers have.

The third reason which links to number two, and is the one which frankly angers me the most is that we are just not ready for American style beers. I recall a quote from Meantime head brewer Alastair Hook which, paraphrased, said that the British palate isn’t capable of appreciating his own IPA or Old Smoked Bock and that was the reason they were for export only – thankfully the IPA is now widely available over here but the Bock is not. Alastair and others underestimate us. The US cask beers at GBBF sold far quicker than was expected this year, and customers lapped up the big Scandinavian beers that are brewed very much in an American style.

So, if there are any US brewers out there who fancy dipping their toes in the British market, do not hesitate. There are thousands of beer lovers over here. We don’t all just drink 4% session bitters. We like big flavours. We like American beer!

No American beer in London, but lots of American hops

While Ron and Al take a little break, please enjoy this guest post from Bailey of boakandbailey.com, based in London.

It’s still comparatively rare to see American beer in bars and pubs in London. Almost every place now has at least one Belgian beer, even if it’s only Leffe, whilst some of the best places don’t have any American beer at all. There are some places with a bigger selection — the Rake at London Bridge, for example — but they’re few and far between.

The most common brands are Brooklyn Lager and Anchor Steam, which are turning up in corner shops and supermarkets as well as pubs, bars and restaurants. Goose Island IPA is becoming more common, too.

This is a bit odd, given that beer enthusiasts are more-or-less united in their enthusiasm for American craft brewing — witness the scrum around the American bar at the Great British Beer Festival last month. The fact is, though, that Belgium, Germany and the Czech Republic are very nearby, whereas there’s a bleedin’ great ocean inbetween Britain and America.

But don’t despair. The taste for American beer in Britain, combined with its scarcity, has led to a very welcome development. Many small British breweries are being inspired by American beer to add to their range British style ales with huge amounts of citrusy American hops. Crouch Vale‘s Brewer’s Gold and Buntingford‘s 92 Squadron are great examples, but by no means the only ones.

These beers come in a range of colours and styles, from golden ale to brown ale, but stand out from the crowd because of the use of these distinctive and refreshing hop aroma and flavour. The style where American hops are making the biggest impact, however, is IPA. Even in the UK, where fuggles or Kent goldings have been the the more traditional choices, cascades or similar are becoming a necessity — it’s just not an IPA without the intense floral, orange aroma. St Austell‘s excellent Proper Job (better in bottles than on tap) could pass for an American craft brew, thanks to the use of American hops amongst a blend of five or six others.

Age verify on beer sites?

While Ron and Al take a little break, please enjoy this guest post from BrewDad based in Coon Rapids, Minnesota.

BrewDadWhy do American brewers verify the age of the viewer on its websites? Is it legally necessary or does it simply serve as a good hearted attempt at covering the collective fermenters of the brewers?

When I visit a brewers site I always enter 01/01/75, old enough to know better, young enough not to care. Besides, there is absolutely no way that the site can possibly actually verify my age. And what about visitors from other countries? Would it not be insulting to be surfing from your home where you can legally consume, but be restricted from an out of country brewer?

I think its just plain silly, and an easy, annoying hoop to jump through before reaching the information about the brewery that I’m looking for. I like to link directly to the beer style that I review hoping that readers can get that information without having to enter useless numbers. I don’t see requests for an age on television ads, and would prefer not to have them on the website.

Think I’m off my rocker? Let me know.

Cheers,
BrewDad

Eola School Restaurant

While Ron and Al take a little break, please enjoy this guest post from Jeff at Wort’s Going On Here?

Legend has it that Eola, Texas was named after Aeolas, the Greek god of the winds.

Wort’s Going On Here?On a steamy hot Friday in August, with much of the flat landscape still green from recent record rains, Eola’s namesake was blessing the small West Texas town (population 200) with a nice breeze, respite from the sweltering upper 90 degree temperatures. I turn into a a gravel drive, between two red brick columns that were the only break in a low fieldstone wall. A sign bears the legend, "Eola School Restaurant". I park in front of the front doors of what looked to be an abandoned building. A small blue car is the only sign of life at this little town at the crossing of two farm to market roads.

The school was built in the 1920s, when the population hovered around 400. At its height, five teachers taught the children of Eola from elementary to high school. It was abandoned in the 80s and sat vacant until 2004 when James “Mark” Cannon bought the property to open as a restaurant/lodge/brewery/warehouse.

The first grade classroom is the dining room, the chalkboard serving as the menu. Today’s special, the chalkboard reads, is a barbecue brisket sandwich with fries. The room next door is the kitchen. Across the long, central hall is another classroom decked out as a banquet room. He brews his Windmill Pale Ale and Warlock Wheat in the science lab, and ferments it in the old boiler room. He’s converted some classrooms at the other end of the building into a warehouse, where he stores items for local businesses. He’s made some rooms into lodging for folks to spend the night.

Mark is about 5’5″ dark haired with sleepy eyes and a slow way of talking that makes you feel instantly at ease. He poured me some of his Windmill Pale Ale in a white styrofoam cup. I take a sip and taste, well, I taste something wet. It’s a pretty mild beer, Mark explains, because most of his customers prefer Bud Light or Coors Light. “It doesn’t have much flavor,” he confides. Then he pours me a cup of Warlock Wheat. The wheat beer starts with a hint of pepper, then finishes slightly sour. “It’s Belgian wheat beer,” Mark says. (I think it’s more of a Berliner Weisse, myself, but say nothing.)

A couple of county workers come in and order burgers. I take advantage of the sole employee of Eola School, and order the day’s special. He brings out a sandwich overflowing with beef, onions and pickles, along with a side of wonderful handmade fries. Delicious. After the county workers leave, he invites me out to see the site of the upcoming Labor Day Weekend festival. He mentions that it was also the site of a homebrew contest on Easter weekend, but a cold front forced everyone inside. (There were 12 entries, and the winner was a Air Force sergeant stationed at Goodfellow AFB.)

We walk out the end of the building, under a huge, spreading oak where Aeolas continues to bless us with a breeze. It’s comfortable there in the shade and the last thing I wanted to do is get out in the sun. On the edge of what used to be the school’s tennis court, a large asphalt square, a flatbed trailer sits forlornly in the sun, goats grazing in the neighbor’s yard behind it. “That’s the stage,” Mark says. “And I have to finish mowing tonight, when it’s cooler.” We have another cup of Warlock Wheat and talk about beer, regional beer styles and history.

Mark hopes to expand the brewery soon, maybe over the winter. And he’s eager to move beyond pale ale and wheat ale, hopefully dragging along the palettes of the locals. First, he’s got to teach them that there’s more to beer than pale, fizzy, yellow stuff. He wants to make a porter or a stout. He also hopes that the folks in San Angelo won’t mind making the trip out to visit his brewery.

The Eola School Restaurant isn’t the fanciest place in the world. Parts of the building need work—parts of the men’s room ceiling had collapsed, exposing the structure; the flat bed trailer could use a roof; and the whole place could use a coat of paint. It is, however, a great small town Texas restaurant: a little, out of the way place with personality and good food.

The Bright Brewery doesn’t make the best beer in the world. But it’s fresh, crisp, and only $2 a glass. Well, a styrofoam cup. And it’s the only craft beer between Fredericksburg, Texas and Artesia, New Mexico. And the world, especially small town Texas, needs more craft beer.

I hope Mark makes it. It’s a perfect place for me to stop on my frequent trips to Midland. And, more importantly, his success would prove that small, local breweries can still find a place in a world dominated by megabrewers. And we should all stop at these little breweries, and soak up the charm, make new friends, and drink new beers.

The Eola School Restaurant is at 12119 FM 381 in Eola, Texas and is open 11 a.m. – 9 p.m. Monday through Saturday. and 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Sunday. Give Mark a call at (325) 469-3314.

Beware the plastic paddies

While Ron and Al take a little break, please enjoy this guest post from The Beer Nut, who is based in Dublin.

sign.jpgI suppose it’s our reputation as drinkers that does it. That, and the fact that our principal export for a very long time was people, thus creating a global market for Irish-related drink. What worries me is the increasing trend in fake Irish beer. Of course, there’s always been the execrable Killian’s Red from Coors, and all of the “O’Somebody’s Irish Stout” produced by microbrewers worldwide, but these aren’t really pretending to be Irish. In Ireland now there are two native “brewing companies” who produce not a drop of beer. The Beer NutBoth claim to be on the cusp, the verge, of setting up a real brewery making (of all things) beer, and that having it contract brewed in Belgium or England or California is just a stepping stone to get them off the ground. But I find it unsettling that both have obviously put a hell of a lot of effort into their marketing, their presentation and their distribution that it seems the beer will always be an afterthought, the last stage in the commercial process.

The brands in question are Strangford Lough Brewing Company, based in south Ulster, and Árainn Mhór Brewing Company, who claim to be based on an island off the west coast of Donegal, despite giving an address on the mainland. The latter has its two products, Rua and Bán, made in Belgium, while the former has a sizeable range, mostly named after St Patrick and brewed anywhere they can get a franchisee close to a market for pseudo-Irish beer. Anywhere except Ireland, that is.

Of course this latest non-Irish Irish beer trend shouldn’t be surprising, since for decades we’ve lived with foreign companies brewing in Ireland (among other places) and passing off their branded wares, under heavy marketing, as being genuinely Irish. I’m thinking in particular of the UK’s monster drink-maker Diageo, brewers of a stout called “Guinness” which you may have heard of; but Dutch giant Heineken do it as well with their Murphy’s stout, and Scottish & Newcastle with their Beamish brand. All of them trade heavily on a supposed Irishness that belies where the company executives count the advertising expenditure out and the merchandising revenue in. They may even think about beer from time to time, but I suspect that’s left to the marketing team.

hooker.jpgAll is far from lost, however. In Ireland, if you know where to look, there are real gems to be found. The Carlow Brewing Company, for example, is a six-person operation and as far as I know the only Irish brewery making beer for export. Their O’Hara’s stout is excellent, too: much closer to the real Irish stouts which the big brewers are slowly killing off in favour of bland beers with wider appeal. The brewpubs are doing well also: Dublin’s Porterhouse has expanded into a chain and had to move brewing to a dedicated microbrewery near Dublin. Cork’s Franciscan Well brewpub is now supplying beer to dozens of other bars around Cork city, and a handful in Dublin now too.

The Irish microbrewing movement is only about a dozen years old, but already it has its traditions. One of which is the portfolio: starting out you must have a lager, a stout and a red ale, these representing the most popular styles in the country and effectively making every craft brewer a clone merchant. Which is why the newest arrival on the brewing scene has shaken the local beer world to its foundations. Galway Hooker (named for the fishing boat, and for the name’s vast potential for ribaldry) don’t make a stout. Or a lager. Their one beer is an ale which is red, but it’s nothing at all like Smithwick’s or Kilkenny or Beamish Red. Galway Hooker is based on the American model typified by the likes of Sierra Nevada: there’s a touch of crystal malt for that Irish red ale sweetness, but mostly there’s a full-on hops taste explosion. They call it an Irish Pale Ale, though taxonomic questions don’t really matter when there’s only one beer of the style. It’s a little over a year old now, and storming across the pub scene, on draught only.

The only thing more refreshing than a pint of Galway Hooker beer is its presence on the otherwise staid Irish market. Look out for it if you’re in these parts and seeking that real Irish beer experience. You can get Guinness at home.