Killer homebrew

One of the cool things about beer is that the fermentation produces no pathogens. Unlike other processes that produce consumables, the byproducts of brewing won’t harm you. Sure, no one would want to eat the trub at the bottom of their fermentation bucket, but it’s nice to know that it’s not toxic. (Standard disclaimers about drinking too excess apply, of course.)

So some recent news out of South Africa rather alarmed me.

Man dies after drinking home-made beer

A Kwanobuhle man has died after drinking home-made beer and two others are in a critical condition, Eastern Cape police said on Tuesday.

Spokesperson Inspector Gerda Swart said Simoki Morris January, 54, was drinking a brew known as “mqomboti” when he started feeling ill.

“His girlfriend took him to the Latetia Bam Clinic in Kwanobuhle. He was transferred to the Uitenhage provincial hospital where he died on arrival,” said Swart.

She said two other men from the same village were also taken to Uitenhage hospital after drinking “mqomboti”.

The pair, aged 37 and 73, showed the same symptoms as January.

Swart said police had confiscated the beer.

“We believe it is the beer that killed the man, and samples have been taken for forensic analysis.”

The water, maybe? Some sort of pesticide or other toxin on the malt? It appears to be a corn-based brew.

Scary.

Not even beer drinkers are safe from email scams

It appears that an e-mail hoax is circulating around South Africa promising free beer. It’s pretty typical: Forward the message to at least 10 people and you’ll get 12 cases of beer from South African Breweries Limited (SAB). Oh yeah, you also need to copy the messages to some “company”.

So some dodgy group is cruelly teasing people with free beer in order to collect e-mail addresses. As if the spammers don’t have enough email addresses.

I guess your garden variety sucker is too smart for this kind of scheme now. Let’s focus on the mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, beer swilling morons who are too inebriated to see the bogusness of this from a mile away. Heck, who would pass up a chance for some free beer?

SAB has been the victim of this sort of thing before. SAB and Miller Brewing merged some years ago. Back in the Internet stone ages of 1999 there was a similar hoax floating around the U.S., offering to give away a coupon for a six-pack to everyone who participated if it was forwarded to 2 million people. Of course, that was just a simple hoax, not a front for an e-mail harvesting operation.

TANSTAAFL. There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. You also ain’t gonna get free beer by forwarding an e-mail message.

(via Realbeer.com)